Funny Poetry

When your life is in darkness, pray to God ask him to free you from darkness and if after you pray, you're still in darkness, Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL! God saw me hungry, HE created pizza. HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi HE saw me in dark, HE created light HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you? Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. HA ! HA ! HA ! Funny Poetry