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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice?

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

One should love animals. They are so tasty

The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........